Catch up on some quality alone time with this new Self-Help Kit by The Ropes. Smooth and luxuriant nylon material guarantees a cozy and comfortable hang you can rely on. This fully functional noose comes emblazoned with your favorite band's logo so your parents will know right away who to blame. Includes detailed instructions guaranteed to get your life back on track.
NOTE: YOUTH ATTACK is a one-person operation. Some orders will be shipped in as quickly as one week, but please be advised that some orders can take up to 4-8 weeks to ship. Order readiness depends on assembly time and production turnaround. All efforts are made to deliver items as quickly, safely, and efficiently as possible. If this potential wait time is unacceptable for you, it is advised you do not order. Thanks again for your support and patience.